That's my boss.

So, I am glad I remembered my password. Thought I'd log on from Edmonton. Enjoyed a working vacation with the wife and went to the Calgary Stampede, then to the 88 Olympic site and saw the 90m ski jump.. Then onto see the Columbia Ice fields... blah blah blah... a 10 day trip for a 2-hour meeting on today... Man I miss the state. NOT!

Since Jim is working in the midwest, he will probably be glad that they are trying to ban employee microchipping. Then again, it may be too late...

if you've been missing terry tate a lot because there's only golf on these day, here's your chance to giggle aloud and dream of fall, football, and boiled peanuts. if you didn't already know it, terry tate rocks.

Oh, if only I could only get away with it.

Oman I'm changing a fabric of my life kinda thing. For 8 or so years of employment I've used the Large At a Glance Weekly / Monthly Planner. Well, almost all of Cola doesn't have them. I ran across the Small At a Glance Weekly / Monthly planner and snapped it up.

I use these to track what actual work related work I do. I just flipped thru my last 5 years worth of books and reviewed some of the things I've done in this job. I really love these books. I have to say that I've used this more than any other office product. This is heavy. Realy heavy. I'm stressin'.

you ever find it amazing when folks get paid to approve things that don't even meet the requirements of the law? i sure need an idiotcam around here. that way, i could tell when somebody was getting ready to do sumpin stupid. and i could march down to the hall and prevent the error before it happened. yep, i would just walk in their office and calmly say "first lesson, boot to the head." kind of like a local version of 'minority report', but with a lot more beige.

Proof beating the crap of the something helps stress.

SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!

My office laptop is hosed. Dell is sending a new hard drive tomorrow. Anyone besides me think such a tragedy should be cause for a day off? ;P

According to the news story, a woman was forced to walk naked in front of co-workers. Sources report that "counselors will be available to talk to the woman and the employees."

okay, i have to have a little preholiday vent session. why? because i'm pissed. i went out with my former section to lunch on monday (mr. friendly's) because i'm good friends with all of them. i arranged the fucking lunch with one of the other section members and the section decided to turn it into their "take the boss out" christmas lunch. i since found out that one of the other section members made a comment that i shouldn't have been there because i'm no longer a member of the section. you know what, i'm pissed. i helped arrange the lunch and then they swooped in and used my planning skills as their christmas lunch. you know what? i feel like saying a big hearty "fuck you" to this asshole. fuck you for making up these goddamn rules of social etiquette. fuck your principles. fuck your dividing lines. what is it with people these days? "you're not a member of our section so go away." where's the fucking friendship? make your own fucking arrangements next time. i hate all the assholes and bastards in this world. get a fucking life. merry fucking christmas everyone.

with everyone being so busy, i wanted you all to know my schedule

Some useful information for those of you who have been considering new careers.

Captain Safety says "Keep it safe when bonking on a train. Hey, did Safety Bug think of a memo to cover this?

Somedays my job doesn't seem bad at all.

How would you like to have this job?

Vijay Singhs' water skip hole-in-one.

Now I know what to get Seel for Christmas: A Doctor Fish Massage!

God Hates Shrimp

Matias Rust teaches the Kremlin something, Nico Marquardt teaches NASA something. Wouldn't it be fitting if our own junk takes us out? "indefinitely" is a bit strong eh?

I've had some bad flights, but damn! This kids tops them all.

OMG!!!1!!one!1!elven! Proof the world is ending! What did you say? "No, It's not!" Shame. C'mon, the kilogram isn't a kilogram, Israel is bombing Syrian nuke sites, the people who thought that Shiavo had a chance are the same people who want to continue the war in Iraq, Russia tests the worlds most powerful non-nuclear, "environmentaly fiendly" bomb, Charlie Brown is an existentialist, rock-paper-scissors gets revamped, and someone pays $590,400 for dogs playing poker, Lee L. Mercer Jr. is running for president, Miriam is a man and we stumble on a blog post telling us that Jim is getting married to Mac. I'm going to get drunk and watch Mad Men and wait for the world to end.

Guess what made it to the Darwin Awards?

And yes this is a repost story.

This guy has some mad kite skills.

NSFW

I can see it now, Jim goes out to the garage to find his H.S. Sophmore Frodo ring rune badge and stumbles into various other things. 3 hours later Mac comes down to find out what's taking all the electricity from the kiln and finds that Jim has built his own sex doll. Oddly enough, Mac sighs slightly as she turns away and realizes that Jim makes mistake #12 with every woman.

Whoa shit! Wild vids.

Leave it to those crafty Russians. Check the pic that explains To make a left turn from Rosanov Street to the adjacent Khoroshev Street. Whoa!

So I think everyone should join the Old Bastards group. Too bad about the strippers.

Holy crap! no pun intended