I find this Diary of Steve Job's New Liver hilarious even though I'm a Mac owner. I want to punch my local Apple store (the non corporate iplace) employees in the face! The owner rocks, but his snottier than everyone because they can get discount brand Apple makes me want to kill them and purchase my MacBook via the online Apple store. Why are some Apple people such douches?

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We can't have Amos and Andy, but we can have Tyler Perry shows and Kool-Aid commercials. Is dat sum grape soda?

The comfort wipe commerical should make Cindy smile. Who wants to bet that Mac will have to go in and untangle one of these in the near future?

And then the fight started.

ROFLS, gotta love that windows crap in orbit. VLC, look into it.

The future of hip-hop. ...or is it the present?

Titter - games and gossip for girls. I'm really good at Blocking and Kissing.

TF2 has some great stuff outside of the game. Gotta love it.

Automatic dog washers. Here, PETA PETA PETA.

Just don't scoop it out with the rest of the box.

And in the latest world of commercial advertising I bring you Race and Furniture. This is the actual commercial for Red House Furniture in High Point, NC.

Watch the Hubble mission. It's cool!

It's out Jim. The evidence that you have an office in Cali. Someone should have saved Jim's cooler and compared them.

The 1 millionth word could be.... noob. :D

Ok, the Kingon Defense Acadamy for keeping your BK Start Trek glass is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

I can't believe that Collins doesn't want to take a trip to Australia. I'm dying to go.

I know what I'm asking for for mothers day.

Just a post testing my new firewall and checking to see if NAT reflection is working.

Here is a great little story about Pentagon waste of billions of dollars over decades. It also has a bit about wills. I want to put in my will that Jim will help found the asian teen pr0n lobby in congress.

USC is closing the Biscuit House to make way for a damn parking lot. WTF?!?

Zoom in to a window in the middle of the image for a surprise.

Even though Octomom turned down an offer to do porn, it wont stop the industry from coming out with the "the feel-good family movie of the year," Coctomom. All of this post is safe for work.

The same place that had a 12y/o as a stripper stages cage fights in a High School. Oh these days we live in.

Vijay Singhs' water skip hole-in-one.

Not exactly safe for work, but shouldn't get you fired if you aren't already in trouble. A vid link to what a light saber battle should be.

9 Facebook pages we'd like to see.

Feel rough around the edges? It feels great to trim the hedges. Oh how our puritanical society just can't have this here.

Mom drugged 13y/o daughter so mom's boyfriend could get her pregnant. I just want to hear the conversation that led up to the actions, it had to be good stuff.

A nifty way to present a simple test to see if you have conflicker, the conflicker eye chart.

A school assignment took the Royksopp Remind Me video as the basis for his version of Little Red Riding Hood. Both are cool.